Senior moments!!! very funny

**Anastasiami** · April 1st, 2001, 09:03 PM

SUPER GRANNY!!!DEFENDER OF JUSTICE!
(True Story)

An elderly lady did her shopping and upon returning to her car, found 4 males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags, drew her handgun and proceeded to scream at them at the top of her lungs, "I have a gun and i know how to use it! Get out of the car you scum bags!"
The 4 men didn't wait for a second invatation but got out and ran like mad. Whereupon the lady, somewhat shaken, proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and get into the drivers seat.
She was so shaken that she couldn't get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried but to no avail and then it dawned on her why.
She later found her own car parked 4 or 5 spaces farther down. She loaded her bags and drove to the police statiopn.
The sargeant that she told her story to nearly tore himself into with laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter where 4 pale white males where reporting a car jacking by a mad elderly woman described as white, less then 5'tall, glasses, and curly white hair carrying a large handgun.
No charges were filed!! hehehehehehehehe